argh…..gua kene beb!!!…..itu la jeritan suara hati tukun yg x dpt didengari oleh telinga kasar….haha….huh…tukun dh pura2 studi dan berlakon ngan jaya nye…..em..pojie, haziq sume dh terpedaya….jd…tukun ingtkn mereka akan batalkn misi mlm tuh sbb esoknye ak ade exam….tapi jangkaan tukun melest kerna langit x selalunye cerah….
akhirnye, tukun kene jgk.. mirul la kepalenye….die menghasut dak2 neh…hahaha….ape yg brlaku mlm tuh??….begini cerite nye…..al-kisah mereka ni makhluk2 CTY mengangkat tukun beramai2 dn menghumban tukun ke dlm toilet….ehm….bkn ke dlm mangkuk tandas tp ke dlm bilik air je…oleh kerana design bilik air kami canggih jadi ia ade 2 pintu di kiri dan kanan….selepas menghumban tukun, mereka mengunci pintu blah kiri…..dan bile tukun toleh je ke kanan, trdpt beberape lg makhluk CTY menunggu di situ dgn memegang “sesuatu”……hah….watak yg memegang “sesuatu” itu pipi kot….(kamis laa)die pun baling ke arah tukun….tukun cube mengelak namun terkene jgk…..eeeiii….cecair kuning yg berlendir mengeluarkn bau wangi tp x enak utk di hidu……abes tubuh badan tukun bermandikn cecair tersebut…..hahahaha….kami tergelak besar. eh….terdpt jgk seorng juru kamera iaitu dalah yg telah merakamkn suasana cemas tersebut….dan ape lagi tukun pun berlari mengejar kami…..hahaha….kami berlari bertebaran…dan..yg tinggal hanya kamis jek….hahaha….tukun pun peluk la kamis dan memindahkn cecair kuning itu ke badan die plak…ha…amik ko….kene jgk…sape suh x lari…hahaha…..
eh lupe plak….cecair kuning tuh adalah campuran limau kasturi, serbuk kunyit, shampoo rejoice, air paip, air nescafe kedai mamak (lebihan pipi). tu je kot….die punye bau….perghh…smpi pagi x ilang.
sekian….lu kene beb mlm tuh!! anda bile lagi??…hahaha
p/s; crite ni dicerita semula oleh aku berpandukn blog tukun
epi bsday tukun
tukun kene beb…
AWAS! Speed Trap..
ni aku copy dari ceghap copy dari yusri utk dikongsikan dengan kawan2.
Guys, be aware of these while driving, and for those who live in the fast lane, heads up comrades……
SPEED TRAPS IN PERLIS, KEDAH AND PENANG
North Bound
*Around Ayer Hitam in 60km/h zone.
*Before Perwaja Steel.
*Sungai Petani junction.
*Between Seberang Jaya junction and Sungai Dua Toll.
*Penang Bridge at island end. Speed limit 80km/h.
Click more, there’s a lot more of speed traps.
South Bound
*Penang Bridge island end. Speed limit 80km/h.
*About 2km before Juru Toll Speed, limit 90km/h.
SPEED TRAPS IN PERAK
North Bound
*Under the bridge at 197.1km and 198.8km, after Kamunting Junction.
*Under the bridge at 204.3km, after Kamunting Junction.
*Under the bridge at 208km, before Kamunting Junction.
*Under the bridge at 214.8km, before Kamunting junction.
*Ipoh Vista Point at about 263km. Speed limit 80km/h.
*Under the bridge at 271km, Ipoh North Junction.
*Under the bridge at 274.4km, Ipoh South Junction.
*Under the bridge at 286.9km, Simpang Pulai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 296km, Gopeng Junction.
*Under the bridge at 352.6km, after Sungkai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 353km, Sungkai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 373km, Slim River Junction.
South Bound
*Under the bridge at 199km, before Kamunting junction.
*Under the bridge at 241.9km, at Kuala Kangsar junction.
*Under the sign post at 296.1km, before Gopeng Junction.
*Under the bridge at 297km, at Gopeng Junction.
*Under the bridge at 300km, after Gopeng junction.
*Under the bridge at 308.6km, after Gopeng junction.
*Under the bridge at 372.6km, at Slim River junction.
SPEED TRAPS IN CENTRAL REGION
PLUS North Bound
*Under a bridge at about 456km, Sungai Buloh junction.
*Under a bridge at about 459km, Bukit Lanjan interchanges.
*Under the overhead restaurant at Sungai Buloh.
*Under the last bridge before Sungai Besi toll at 309.2km.
*Under the bridge at 296.5km, Bangi junction.
*Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, after Nilai North junction.
*Under the bridge at 286.5km, Nilai North junction.
PLUS South Bound
*Below signboard at about 454.6km and 455.2km, Sungai Buloh lay by.
*Under the bridge after Subang junction at 11.3km.
*Under the bridge at 22km, Bukit Lanjan junction.
*Under the bridge before Mint hotel, Sungai Besi Toll. 80km/h only!
*Under the bridge at 302.8km, Kajang junction.
*About 1km south of Bangi junction, both south and north bound outer lanes
*At 296.5km and 297km, Bangi junction.
*Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, before Nilai North junction.
*At 285.5km and 285.8km, Nilai North junction.
*On center divider at 251.8km and 253km after Senawang junction.
*After Alor Gajah junction at 213.9km, next to water theme park.
*Behind the right hand crash barrier at 198.4km.
Elite Central Link East/North Bound
*On left hand side at 4.8km after Batu Tiga/Shah Alam exit
*Under the overhead restaurant at USJ/Hicom junction about 8.5km. 90km/h zone!
*Below the bridge before USJ/Hicom junction at 10.5km.
Elite Central Link West/South Bound
*Under the overhead restaurant at USJ/Hicom junction about 8.5km. 90km/h zone!
*Below the bridge before USJ/Hicom junction at 10.5km.
*After exit from KLIA toll to the airport, below Jalan Pekeliling flyover. 90km/h
NKVE East/North Bound
*300m before Jalan Duta toll, 60km/h!
*Behind crash barrier on the left when going toward Jalan Duta toll, at 24.9km, 80km/h!
*Below bridge at Damansara Junction, 17.5km
NKVE West/South Bound
*Behind crash barrier on the left when leaving Jalan Duta toll from KL, at 25.3 km and 25.7km, 80km/h!
*From Jalan Duta, below the bridge, 23km, 80km/h zone!
*From Jalan Duta, at the underpass at Sungai Buloh Y-junction, 22km.
*Behind crash barrier at Damansara Junction, 17.7km and 16.8km
*Below railway bridge at 11.2km
*Under the bridge at Shah Alam junction.
Kesas East Bound
*Under the bridge at 44.8km, downhill run after Puchong junction.
Kesas West Bound
*At Sungai Besi side of East Bound Toll.
Kuala Lumpur City
*Jalan Duta; below the flyover at the Damansara junction, 70km/h zone.
Klang
*Dual carriageway between Klang and Port Klang. Toward Klang direction, at about 13km milestone. 70km/h only!
East Coast
*Road sign at Karak highway is inadequate especially at Y junction; if you are unfamiliar, go slow.
*East bound, downhill run after Raub junction.
*Maran, 60km/h zone.
*Paya Bungor, 70km/h zone.
SPEED TRAPS IN JOHOR
North Bound
*No known location.
South Bound
*Tangkak junction.
*Under the bridge after Yong Peng
North junction
* At 97.3km.
*Ayer Hitam junction.
*Sedenak junction.
rumusan untuk sebulan
sebulan xhapdet.. mn pigi bdak2 ktoyong aka cty2?? matikah sume?? no no no.. komitmen ok.. komitmen.. dh last sem.. kna la komited dlm sume hal.. kelas xley ponteng.. asgment kna siapkn in time.. kna rjin g library.. dan yg plig pntig mlakukn bnda2 wajib2 sblom mninggalkn pekan koboi tg malim ini.. klu dh sbuln xhapdet byk la bnda nk cite.. so.. kite pendekkn la.. ha3!! maka dgn itu terbit la summary ini..
Aktiviti2 menarik sebulan yg lepas;
1. Kejohanan Envirothon ESD
progrm yg dianjurkn oleh dak2 klas pojie sbg pra syarat subjek alam sekitar (TSE 2013). pg2 bute lg bgun nk g maraton keliling tg malim yg indah ini.. aku xtaw sgt la p'kmbgn progrm ni sb aku x g.. bukn tdo ok.. ade komitmen lain.. yg aku taw radzi dpt no.4.. wah hebat kn beliau (aka kamen)..
2. Malam Pragraduan Pelajar-pelajar MATHS UPSI 05/09
lpas pnat2 b'maraton, kul 3 ptg dorang siap2 naik bas nk g dinner tuk budak2 math plak.. (aku msih xdpt pigi daa).. dinner dorang wat kat hotel mende ntah kat kepong.. dak2 ni bukn main la cri bju nk melaram mlm tu.. yela.. UPSI la katekn.. bukn slalu de dinner2 ni.. haktui.. shari sblom kjadian kami ke rawang wooo.. nk cri bju2 tuk m'capup di mlm dinner.. las2 beli kat BILLION kat ketoyong gak.. sape yg t'babit sile trase.. kn xpsl2 kna Qada' magrib... usop dgn GPS ny la.. ape la.. lari motif la korang.. ok titik!! cite psl mlm dinner plak.. wlaopon aku x g tp aku la gak sdikit sbyk p'jlnn majlis tu.. mlm tu the kharimz b'murah ht wat p'smbahn amal.. kamis pe lg.. mnonjolkn bakat t'pndam ngn gitar kapok ksygnny di dpan aweks.. tp show dorg mcm di overshadow oleh mamat lmbut mn ntah.. ha3!!! mlm tu siap de award2 lg.. sharul as Mr.Sleeping Beauty, alif as Most Wanted Guy dan tukun as Mr.Kewl.. muskil2.. kewl ke tukun?? dh la.. mls cite pnjg2.. bosan aku x g..
3. BerBBQ Lagi Di Sg. Samak
Untuk kali ke2 sem ni kami berBBQ.. tempat mcm biase la.. Sg Samak la.. kos dianggarkn rm200 kot.. diadakn sbb duit umah b'lambak2... mcm biasa la klu kami berbbq.. memg mewah abes la.. mcm2 ade.. ayam, bege, sosej, jgung.. mcm2 lg la.. mcm biase la kli bbq kat tepi sg kn.. msti la mndi la kn.. mls la nak cite..next!
4. Makan Malam Beramai-ramai di Pyour
Mjlis sape anjur ntah.. rmai2 dak math trun.. ade la dlm 25 org trun.. smbung 5 meja.. majoritinya dak2 cty la.. motif majlis aku xtaw.. sbb cm kurg mnarik.. cm bosan. tp mud b'gamba msti la ade.. sb kami adalah camera'whore'.. ha3!! stu lg.. aku ingt g mkn free, de org nk blnja.. order bukn men la.. last2 lingkup.. bosan dan bosan.. kn kn kn.. so noktah!! next!
5. Misi Membawa Dalah & Alif Ke Tasik Proton
Huh!! smcm je title kat atas tu.. bia betik handalah ngn alif wei.. sem 7 wei.. pape pom thniah la dalah, alif ngn sorg lagi dak tu (identiti t'pksa dirhsiakn bg mngelakkn aib) for ur 1st timer at tasik proton.. mcm biasa la kami.. setiap genap bucu tasik kami b'gmba.. bukn sng nk dtg tsik proton wei.. awal2 6 org je yg pegi... aku, dalah, alif, tukun, fifi ngn kamis.. dh agak berpeloh ketiak tu smpai la lg 5 org cty, mirul, radzi, mesol, ajik ngn yies.. so, 5+6 = sebelas!!! rmai tu.. bukn sng nk tgok jejaka2 kacak cty mncemar duli ke tempat rekreasi tersebut.. maka t'beliak la mata anak2 gadis yg lalu lalang.. wah3!!! ayat xnk blah.. dh gelap nk magrib la.. cty2 pom balik umah.. smayg lebey pnting dri gadis2.. amin..
6. Misi Ke Putrajaya
aktiviti paling extreme.. misi dirncg scara spontan wktu mkn mlm di kdai air klapa.. bile kate spakat dicpai maka ianya bukn mimpi tp pasti.. bertolak kol 1.30 pagi ssudh nengok citer sivaji the boss.. mmg secara spontan je aktvt tu dirancang.. muleny usop mau ikut.. tp akibt capet sbb bru smpai dri muO usop trik diri.. maka tggl la dak2 aras 3 kecuali pojie yg blik kmpug.. maaf yek kepada yg kne tinggal.. bukn mksud kami mau tggl korg.. sob3.. kami syg korg.. maka b'tolak la kami berlima (aku, dalah, tukun, fifi & kamis) ke putrjaya b'pndukn google maps.. kami smpai dlm kul 3.15.. suasana lengang gile cam dlm cite i am legend.. mcm biasa la.. xsah la klu xb'gmba.. kami b'gmba smpai sbuh.. so, b'sbuh la kami di msjid putra.. saf dpan ok.. bgus x kami?? agak soleh bukan:p.. lpas sbuh kami cri port mrempat.. kat luar msjid de port.. kami lepak la smpai mthari naik.. kami sgt ngntok.. lpas tu dgn xsmena2 kuar idea alang2 smpai situ kite g KL.. maka b'tolak la kami ke KL mlalui expressway putrajaya-KL.. aku xtaw jln KL wei.. so belash je la.. last jumpe tmpat parkg kami ke Times Sq.. xbukak pom lg time tu.. dlm kul 9 lbey.. cri la port nk tdo.. mn lg.. SURAU!! tdo lbey kurg 2jam kami g men boling.. mkn kfc.. solat zhur.. pstu b'tolak blik la.. sggh mnum kat sg buloh.. smpai umah dgn kpenatan t'amat.. ZZZZZzzz... tdo xingt dunia.. BYE!! (NI BUKAN SUMMARY WEI!! PJG SGT!!) diam la.. pnjg tnda bes la bongok!! sile jeles..
